Score: 8

"You owe me a new keyboard."

submission: Portal Defenders

date: March 31, 2009

This one's A button is broken.

Score: 10

"What a simple flash game should be"

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 3

date: March 31, 2009

Hours of mindless fun! Now if only you could disable the right click! (Tip: You can, look into it please!)

Score: 10

"Loved the tetris part!"

submission: $00pah NiN10Doh!

date: January 22, 2009

It was all great, but that Tetris bit was the tops!

Score: 0

"Scary stuff..."

submission: GBD EZToon Collection

date: January 1, 2009

It's frightening that anyone would actually submit something this bad. Quirky muzak though, of a fruity loop vintage.

Score: 9

"Best click-n-kill ever?"

submission: The Kitten Game

date: January 1, 2009

Or pretty close to it. Although I would have liked to have seen the environment get more involved in killing the kitties (i.e. shooting a column and making it fall on an entire row, killing anything in its path), the art style and music choice was excellent. The controls were smooth and the hit referencing was spot on.

Excellent time waster!

Score: 6

"Great concept"

submission: House of Zork

date: January 1, 2009

I still remember playing text based adventures like Zork, though I'm not sure how many Newgrounders will be of that era.

The script was funny, but I think you could stand to kick it up a notch or two for the Flash medium. Sound would be really nice; just get generic typing noises for when the user is imputing text and you can use one of those hilarious computer voices to read the computer's side of the script.

Then if you have access to an artist, it might be interesting to have your character visible in a faint reflection over the text as if on an old-timey CRT monitor. You can achieve a warp through Flash or Photoshop rather easily.

Good luck!

Score: 4

"Nice but..."

submission: Last of 2K8

date: January 1, 2009

Could have used some whale-song sweeteners, like the dancing dress had in Legend, starring Tom Cruise and Martin Lawrence.

Score: 10

"According to Kenyan traditions..."

submission: flamingo.swf

date: January 1, 2009

Breach birth children are ritually slain by the mundumugu (witch doctor) of the tribe because they are believed to be demons. The same is true for one of every twin.

This is what happens when we violate our sacred traditions. Curse humanitarianism! Kill the demon-bebies!

This should be the platform for Gallagher's new act.

Score: 7

"Hah!"

submission: Show Your Moves!

date: January 1, 2009

That song at the end was hilarious, gotta get the sauce mah friend!

Score: 0

"Bad music..."

submission: I Can't w8 2 get a mouth?

date: January 1, 2009

It's not a good sign when the loader is the best part of your submission.